JELLY HORSE

Not a pony. Not a donkey. This specimen before you is none other than the illustrious Jelly Horse. They are thought of by many as the trustiest steeds on the planet, serving generation after generation for cultures near and far. Their legacy is unmatched as is their beauty. It is just a shame that they are not too bright…

So, Jelly Horses are pretty dimwitted. Unlike most equine species, they’re incredibly easy to dupe. Taming one can be as simple as dangling a carrot in front of their nose. Fortunately, what they lack in brains, they make up for in their style and utility. History would surely not have been the same without them.

In addition to all their “horsey” qualities, Jelly Horses have certain features that distinguish them from the average pack mule. First and foremost, they can talk, which is both a blessing and a curse, if you ask me.

They also possess a special gland in their bellies that can produce flames, allowing them to spit fireballs. Unfortunately, due to their fiery spirit, they are quite short-tempered, which adds to their inability to think critically. It is easy to tell when a Jelly Horse is getting angry, as their tail and mane will start to glow a vicious yellow, steam will escape from their nostrils, and their entire body will become too hot to touch.

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